How to play

đŸ”„ Listen up c*nts, ready to get Off Ya Chops?Â đŸ„©
STEP 1ïžâƒŁ Shuffle the cards and place them face down in the middle of the players. 
STEP 2ïžâƒŁÂ Oldest player goes first, then go clockwise. Everyone takes turns to draw a card from the deck and reading it out loud to the group. There's 4 card types that have different ways to play below.
STEP 3ïžâƒŁÂ DRINK UP CUNT!
We've never made it to the end of the game sober enough to determine a winner.
CARD TYPES
Bloody Oath - Anyone who fits the card description drinks. If you've done it then drink.
đŸș 1 CHOP
Ya Reckon - The group counts down and votes by pointing to who best fits the card, then the person who gets voted for most drinks. 
 đŸș 2 CHOPS
Stitch Up - Complete the task on the card or drink up. 
đŸș 5 CHOPS
Blackout - These are rare cooked drink CARDS, SO YOU'LL BE MUNTED IF YOU DRAW ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS!
đŸș 1 Chop = 1 SIP
3+ PLAYERS RECOMMENDED
30+ MINUTES PLAY TIME
 
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Please allow an additional 2 - 4 business days processing time before dispatch.

We'll send you an email or SMS with tracking details to track online. Allow 24 hours from dispatch.

Check the back of the game box or this page here.

We currently deliver everywhere in Australia and New Zealand.

Yes, for parcel lockers you will need to register online with Australia Post before you place an order. They will provide you with a unique (APCN) Australia Post Customer Number. Once you have this number, you can choose a Parcel Locker location that is most convenient for you. Australia Post will then send you the address of your Parcel Locker.

For example:

Jane Doe

Parcel Locker 10117 96140

33 Brunswick St

FITZROY VIC 3065

After you have placed your order, you will receive an SMS or email notification from Australia Post when your parcel is ready for collection. This notification will include a one-off access code that you will need to access your Parcel Locker. To open the locker, you will also need to provide either the last 5 digits of your Australia Post customer number or the mobile number to which the notification was sent.

Your parcel will be held in the locker for 48 hours. If you are unable to collect it within this time frame, there is no need to panic. After 48 hours, your parcel will be transferred to the nearest Australia Post facility that offers parcel collections. You will receive an email with the details of where you can collect your parcel from, as well as the opening hours of the facility.

 

You will have 5 business days to collect your parcel from the facility before it is returned to our distribution center.

Yes, for PO Boxes the PO Box number needs to be clearly entered.

For example:

Jane Doe

PO BOX 143

Fitzroy Melbourne

Victoria 3065

1 CHOP = 1 SIP OF YOUR DRINK

READ MORE HOW TO PLAY RULES HERE

Our latest card design features water resistant cards. This means the cards resist water to some degree but not entirely. Always wipe off any wetness or residue ASAP, especially before storing.

Due to the nature of the printing and cutting process, you may notice some card dust that has latched onto the cards with static. Don't worry, as you play this will blow off the cards.

We have a 14 day return policy, if there is a notable issue with the game. We don't return for simply change of mind. Email us for more info HEY@OFFYACHOPS.COM.AU

Please email us hey@offyachops.com.au with your pitch.

Please email us hey@offyachops.com.au